Daily News Spin March 22, 2001 (Thursday)
Harpoon 4 cancelled
Lost in all the turmoil over EA's layoffs and game cancellations
was the news that Harpoon 4 was cancelled. This was an SSI/GAMES
game and new owner Ubi Soft has decided to can it.
Destroyer Command and Silent Hunter 2 are still in production,
though, so not every naval game has been sent to Davy Jones locker.
GameLoft to close online portal
The
Register is reporting that GameLoft is closing its online portal.
"Seeing no profit perspective in the exploitation of its Internet
portal, GameLoft has decided to discontinue this activity while
reducing significantly its overhead," the outfit said in a statement.
"Gameloft will now on [sic] concentrate on exploiting its game
catalogue on a pay per play basis, on the web and interactive
TV where strong business opportunities have already been identified."
Another victim of the "let's get traffic and then worry about
how we'll make money" crowd.
EA's memo to staff
If you're feeling particulary voyeuristic, Fuckedcompany has posted
the internal memo sent around about the layoffs. Nothing earthshattering,
but here's
the link if you want to read it.
Disconnected debuts!
We're excited to have Scott Jennings, better known as Notorious
L.T.M. (Lum the Mad) write his first column for us. Scott's not
going to cover massively multiplayer games for us (unless he feels
like it), but will instead be writing about some of the other games
he's playing. For his intial column, he's writing about Away Team.
Read it
here!
Lost in the fire
We've been trying to get something going with CGW's Jeff Green.
We tried a three-way, but Tom was unavailable so the three-way became
a two-way that was never completed -- call it writing interruptus.
Still, rather than throw this away, we'll go ahead and post the
only fragment still extant here. Let us know if this is something
you'd like to see more of in the future, namely Jeff and Mark clowning
around and Tom making up excuses not to join in.
Jeff Green: So I thought for our first "three-way" I'd
start with a question about the name of this web site. Seriously,
are you guys really playing games at 2:45 a.m. anymore? Mark,
don't you have a family and stuff? Doesn't your wife yell at you
to go to bed? Tom, I would imagine that you have never actually
been with a real woman, so you have an excuse. I used to do that
a lot, especially in the old days of Doom, when I would download
.wad files all nite, but now, at age 112, I really need to go
to bed earlier. At 2:45 a.m. I am usually midway in my recurring
naked-volleyball-with-Gabriella-Reese dream. Is there any game
right now that really has you guys up that late? Let me know what
it is so I can quit trying to get past the tutorial in Hitman
and actually play something fun.
Mark Asher: Yes, I have a family, Jeff. I'm married with
children, which means that Steve Urkel is much more likely to
be "getting busy" than I am. That's why I play computer games
at a quarter to three -- it's the only kind of action I get. I
don't know what Tom's excuse is. I did once try to combine gaming
with sex, urging my wife to wear shorts, hiking boots, and a backpack.
It was great until she asked what this new fetish of mine was.
I told her I wanted her to look like my favorite computer game
heroine, Lara Croft. At the Emergency Room later that night the
doctors told me I was the first patient they'd ever had with a
Voodoo card inserted there. Vegetables and even a Captain Crunch
spyglass they'd seen, but never spare PC parts. Note to the kids
out there: We humans don't have PCI slots.
But you wanted to talk about games that kept me up, right? This
will mark me as a stodgy traditionalist, but the game that had
me sneaking into bed fifteen minutes before the alarm was set
to go off was Diablo 2. Yes, I'm aware of the Battle.net problems,
the bugs, the weird save game thing, and so on. It just didn't
keep me from enjoying that game immensely. There's something almost
hypnotic about Diablo 2, about searching for that slightly better
item, trying to go up a level, wanting to clear just one more
room. I just kept saying "Five more minutes" all night long.
More news coming
We're updating the page now because we're late, but we'll have
more news plus the debut of a new columnist. Stay tuned!
Rune expanison
It's early in the eleventh century. A group of Vikings led by Leif
Ericsson have landed in Newfoundland, becoming the first Europeans
to set foot in North America. They name it Vinland, or Wineland,
for the plentiful grapes to be found. The following year an expedition
of three ships and 250 Vikings return to establish a permanent colony.
This time they met up with the "Skraelings," the natives of the
area who were probably Indians but may have been Eskimos.
At first they trade milk and bits of red cloth to the Skraelings
for furs, but the Skraelings, feeling swindled perhaps, eventually
attack the Viking settlement. The normally brave Vikings are terrorized
by a buzz bomb the Skraelings throw, probably an inflated moose
bladder. As they run Leif Ericsson's sister Freydis shouts at them:
"Why are you running from wretches like these? I thought for sure
you would have knocked them on the head like cattle!"
They continue to flee, and soon enough Freydis finds herself left
behind - she's pregnant - so she pulls the sword from a dead Viking's
hand as the Skraelings approach, pulls out her breasts, and slaps
the flat of the sword against them. Seeing a woman behave in such
a manner apparently unnerves the Skraelings. They turn and run and
the day is saved.
This was the Viking's finest moment in America. They returned to
Greenland soon after the battle. By 1020 all that was left of the
Viking presence were some camp ruins later to be unearthed by archeologists
and tales like this one in the Greenlander's Sagas.
What has this got to do with the Rune expansion? Nothing really,
but we always wanted to work in this interesting bit of history,
and the news of the Rune expansion from Gathering may be our last
chance. There's not an abundance of Viking games.
Halls of Valhalla is an add-on focused on online play but can also
be played offline. It will be a $20 expansion published in April
and will offer two new modes -- Headball and Arena -- and additional
maps. Better yet, it will have new creatures, including three new
female characters.
So here's to hoping for some historical accuracy in Valhalla; namely
let's hope we can make these new female characters bare their breasts
and slap the flat of a sword across them, because that would be
educational. It would be cool too!
Battletech not cancelled, as rumored
We published an EA rumor yesterday about Battletech being cancelled.
Apparently it's still a go, as one EA staffer wrote us.
It is way delayed from what it was originally planned for, because
the original design was contracted out to a third party. They
screwed up. The entire thing was taken in-house and restarted
from scratch last summer. A more or less complete game, with basically
no role-playing/strategic features, focused entirely around mech
combat, was pretty much finished by early February....
It is practically done, which is probably the only thing that
saved it....At this point it needs a few glaring bugs fixed (not
complicated ones - they're more oversights or brain farts on the
part of the programmers than fundamental problems), about a week
of hard-core banging on it by the testers to make sure nothing
is broken that used to work, and it'll be ready to enter the publication
process (which, on EA.com, is notoriously slow - takes about a
month for things to make it through to be actually live on the
site).
As I understand it, the plan is that there will be a beta test
while the game itself is going through the publication process;
I don't expect that to turn up much more than hardware compatibility
and driver issues at this point. If you have a decent system,
the game should run fine (it's a pretty impressive game, graphically,
for being just 15 megs of download).
We saw this game at Gen Con a year-and-a-half ago. It certainly
had some impressive persistent world elements planned, like chains
of command, different worlds to fight on and control, and more.
3am
Tom's not much of a massively multiplayer gamer, but Mark's a big
fan, so he's still reeling from the shocking news from EA and Origin
yesterday. It wasn't enough that UO2 was cancelled, though. Events
continued to torment Mark as the day wore on. Last night he had
to run out to the grocery store and while on the road he noticed
a huge, dark shape coming up quickly behind him. It was nighttime,
so he had trouble making out just what it was until it was close.
Was it some kind of small truck? Maybe an SUV? Or maybe...no, it
couldn't be...not that harbinger of doom...not that!...not the Oscar
Mayer Weinermobile!
But it was. The truck that's a rolling commercial for hot dogs
and Freudian psychoanalysis tailed Mark all the way to the supermarket
parking lot, taunting him, flaunting its immense weiner in his rearview
mirror, making him feel small, inadequate...and hungry.
Later, at home and still shaken, Mark decided to watch TV. So he
sits down and the first commercial he views is one about erectile
dysfunction. Noooo!
It was just that kind of day.
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