RollerCoaster Tycoon Story is a perfect vision of Hell

I daresay no one could write better copy for Atari’s latest attempt at raising RollerCoaster Tycoon back from the dead.

The legendary Eagleland theme park has fallen into despair and disarray, guests have gone, and no cries of laughter or glee can be heard from within its gates.

Remember when RollerCoaster Tycoon was about building rides and managing a park? Now, it’s a free-to-play mobile match-three.