Diet tips from the cast of Gears of War 4

More details of Gears of War 4 were revealed today by GameInformer. Developed by The Coalition and published by Microsoft, Gears of War 4 features a brand new trio of characters that appear to have gone on a strict diet. No more hulking thrashball players for us! It’s all about the svelte look 25 years into the franchise’s timeline. Kait Diaz, the outsider rebel, rocks some fierce girl-power glam. Del Walker, the stalwart bestie kicks it up with street style. Even JD Fenix, the son of Gears beefcake hero Marcus Fenix, looks like he’s about 30 pounds lighter than dear old dad. The secret to their slim success? Hunger and desperation! Apparently, when you sweep the surface of the planet with devastating windstorms for a quarter century, food gets scarce. If you want to drop a few pounds, go on the run from burrowing monsters and compete for resources.