John Carter almost kisses a goat in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

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Call of Duty live-action trailers are nothing new. Jonah Hill, Megan Fox, and even Robert Downey Jr. have appeared in them. They feature various celebrities shooting each other and mugging for the camera in what Activision would probably like you to think a multiplayer match feels like. Booyah! Explosions! We’re all buddies here! High-five while smiling at the bro love! The latest trailer (shown above) falls more in line with our live-action videogame commercial theater. Your buddy Taylor Kitsch, of John Carter and Friday Night Lights, does his best to super soldier his way through Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’s implausible action. Bonus points for getting Peter Berg to direct.