Dragon Commander asks tough questions

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In Dragon Commander, you don’t command dragons. That would be silly. Instead you are a dragon. Who commands stuff, since this is a real time strategy game. But when you’re not commanding, you have to make political decisions as part of the turn-based strategy front end. For instance, what do you do when your vegetarian elf princess wife (pictured) is invited to a dwarven banquet where they’re serving meat?

But if you thought that was a tough decision, wait till you see what issue Dragon Commander tackles after the jump.

After the jump, choose wisely

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Oh my. Here’s let me give you a better look at the text.

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The real kicker is seeing how the rest of the fantasy races come down on the issue. Apparently the undead are against gay marriage. They consider it a “perversion”. Like they’ve got any room to talk.

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