Top Ten Things Everquest Orcs Wish They Could Say When They're About To Be Killed

10. Hey, I was just kidding when I said you ruined your lands. I took the kids there once on vacation. Not bad.

9. Who am I kidding? The Crushbone Orcs won't be on your tail. They're all drunk.

8. Can I suggest mediation? Violence is never the right answer.

7. Geez, you've killed me 37 times today. And I thought life as an orc was boring�

6. Look! Behind you! It's the Minotaur Hero! I kid you not!

5. Goddamn Verant! Why do they only give me these cheapass rusty weapons!

4. Calm down! When I offered to give you nude photos of Brad McQuaid I had no idea it would piss you off. How about nude pics of Smedley?

3. You know, I would have beaten you if I hadn't misplaced my contacts this morning.

2. Killed by a level 1? Man, you're more twinked out than a Hostess factory.

And the number one thing EverQuest orcs wish they could say when they're about to be killed is...

1. Mutha%^$#^*^$#!!!!!