Poor old Bloodshot Joe
Always watching gaming news
Really needs Visene
Mark and Tom (and Dave)
Watch out for falling web sites
They leave big craters
Looking for good games
Like parking downtown at night
Not very easy
Quarter to Three site
Reporting on industry
Without pop-up ads
Making up Haikus
Milking tired brainy cells
Damn, ER is on
By Mark Asher on Thursday, February 8, 2001 - 11:19 pm:
Heh. If you like haiku, check out some Quake haiku. A sample:
Today I own you
Tomorrow I will be ruled
The bloody wheel turns
Whoa. That's heavy.
http://www.planetquake.com/que/haiku/haiku.htm
By Supertanker on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 01:53 am:
I thought haiku was supposed to mention nature somehow:
LAN party runs on
"Excellent." booms the God voice
Dawn comes unwelcome
Hostage craved pasta
My M4 ends his terror
Chickens peck nearby
By Michael Murphy (Murph) on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 08:58 am:
Wow. And they said this was "just another gaming site." Now that's culture, baby!! How many game sites have haiku of this caliber? How many game sites even know what haiku is?
By Mark Asher on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 07:45 pm:
Stay tuned for our sonnet sequence praising Sid Meier games. Sid won't actually be named, but will be referred to by scholars as the "Balding Mister."
"Shall I play thine game on a summer's day...."
By Aszurom on Friday, February 9, 2001 - 08:07 pm:
Cockroach frolicks happily
His head will not explode
Microwave is ineffectual
By wumpus on Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 01:46 pm:
I hate haikus
By Steve Bauman on Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 03:53 pm:
>I hate haikus
Not to be anal
Haiku is plural word too
Thank you for your time
By Anonymous on Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 04:16 pm:
"I hate haikus"
Credibility?
Reasonable minds differ
Howls now unheard