A little off the topic comedy for you today.
Something many of us can probably related to.
An Open Letter to Dorks
http://www.brunching.com/features/openlettertodorks.html
By Jason_cross (Jason_cross) on Friday, September 14, 2001 - 11:16 pm:
My only problem with that is that it's too well-written. The bully used the word "elan" for cryin' out loud. =)