By Chet on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 06:48 am:
Latest News from the frontline
One Taliban fighter said that after the fierce battle that took place a whistling sound bellowed out from behind the US forces after which many of the enemy where wiped out! By the help of Allah(swt) the remains of the dead where found to have been mangled as though their bodies had been shattered.
Good Stuff.
Chet
By Sparkman on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 09:36 am:
Wow, this is classic..
US F-18 fighter brought down by Surface to air missile near Afghan border.
Unconfirmed report of a US built F14 fighter plane crash landed after it was hit by a surface to air missile early this morning.
Is that two stories?
And check this one out:
Northern Alliance open up cinemas, sell porn-magazines and allow women to expose themselves in public.
Woo hoo! Can't wait for the State Department to drop that Afghan tourism warning they issued a couple of days ago!
By Peter North on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:18 am:
Yea, I'm getting all kinds of Porn spams in my mailbox that deal with Afghan and Indian women having sex with American military men. I wanna join the military =)
By Ron Jeremy on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:20 am:
Yea, I want some of that action too, Peter!
=)
By Anonymous on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 12:37 pm:
"On another front 60 US elite commandos and 10 US paid mercenaries have been captured to the east of Kandahar."
Whew, thank god, the U.S. finally went back to using mercs.
By noun on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:01 pm:
What's their spin for the guy who set himself on fire and the usage of Bert in their propaganda posters?
Great stuff, thanks for the link.
By Frank Greene (Reeko) on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 02:50 am:
Setting on fire - Since suicide is forbidden in Islam, CIA agents along with their British cohorts probably hit him with a gasoline-filled water balloon and shot a bottle rocket at him.
Bert - Osama is actually holding Bert hostage.